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"How
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- Whammo!
- Everyday
miraculous scientific breakthroughs are made at the Monkey Taint Research Center.
- Banana?
You kiddin' me? I'm just happy to see ya!
- What
are we doing? I thought everyone knew. Don't you know we're gonna shock the monkey.
- Spank
just a normal monkey then a tragic accident. "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
We have the technology. We have the capability to make the
world's first bionic
monkey. Spank will be that monkey. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger.
Faster."
- Don't
worry Dr. Jones, our best chefs are preparing your meal as we speak.
- In
accordance with the Torah, Spank is circumsized
- Spank's
court ordered vasectomy
- I'll
TALK!!! I'll TALK!!! NOOOO!!!
- This is what Spank means when he says he's got "a lot of stuff to do"
after the show.
- Zis
gentlemen is vat vee call za monkey's veener.
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gang, here's how it works. Just make up your own caption to the pictue on our
FRONT PAGE (this pic is from last week) and e-mail it to us at caption@daveanddarren.com.
If it's funny enough, Dave and Darren will give you a swell prize. We'll try to
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