A.D.L- An acronym for "all day long" which must be accompanied by a ringing bell

authenity - Authenticity. Derived from Amazing Larry's inability to correcty say "authenticity" due to his new teeth. He can now say the word correctly due to a bonk on the head from a window.

Baby LeStrange - Dave's SEXY alter-ego, darlilng!

Chim-Chim - Spank's monkey puppet who stabbed Spank in the back during his ,"One Night, One Monkey" performance

Chopper Dan - Anyone who calls the show with traffic information

Dating Miss Michigan- A favorite euphemism for the act of self-polution

Elapid - Of or pertaining to cobras

Fang - Larry's one legged freind

Five spin Mombo(a) - Any morbidly obese person

Little Joe Joe- One of Larry's carny pals

Milwaukee Eye - a lazy left eye. If you picture the person's face as Wisconsin, the eye drifts off on the map to where Milwaukee would be.

KATN- an acronym for Kick Ass, Take names, the rallying cry of the Cambridge Vikings.

kavorka- The lure of the animal. To be wanted and possessed by someone. (Originated in Latvia)

moontans - pale skined emo kids

neutralist - A political policy or advocacy of nonalignment or noninvolvement in conflicting alliances and of attempting to mediate or conciliate in conflicts between states or in Larry's case the theory that not voting in elections absolves a citizen from any blame in govermental shortcomings.

Rochester- The Birthday Barn Pig who just LOVES cake and sings on occassion

rahgee- Affirmative. Used to indicate receipt of a message

rahjoe- Affirmative. Used to indicate receipt of a message

rahjeye- Affirmative. Used to indicate receipt of a message

Stinktown- If you have to ask, you're either from there or are currently living there.

Whammo!- An interjection implying that the joke you just heard was hilarious and it is ok for you to laugh