An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!" WHAMMO!
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Bacon Lombardi Trophy
If you're throwing a Super Bowl party and it doesn't include a Vince Lombardi trohphy made out of bacon, you're doing it wrong.
Sneaky Vermont Prisoners
In Vermont, prisoners were in charge of designing a new logo for the squad cars of state troopers. So naturally, they snuck a pig into the logo (on the cow). They slapped this logo on three dozen cars before someone noticed.
Black Tomatoes
Presenting the ‘Black Galaxy’ tomato! Breeders crossbred tomatoes with wild varieties. The dark color comes from a pigment similar to one found in blueberries. The pigment is photosensitive so the longer the tomato is left on the vine in the sun, the darker it gets.
World Famous
Any chance we can get Hot Carl to grab them for a festival in the District?
1. People with a need to please others are more likely to eat too much in social situations, a new study suggests.
2. The season premiere of Mad Men will be a two hour movie.
3. Comedian Roseanne has filed documents to become the official candidate for President for the Green Party. The comedian says she's sick of Republicans and Democrats who are not working in the best interests of the American people. Her main issue: she wants to legalize marijuana in America.
4. Astronomers have discovered a potentially habitable planet right on our doorstep - just 22 light years away.
5. A new study by the website BabyCenter.com found that 80% of women say they'd rather have sex with their husbands than watch every minute of the Super Bowl.
Starting February 6th watch the Big Bang Theory on FOX18 and win $100 gas cards and a trip for two to Orlando AND $1800 CASH!.
Play Dead Letter Office with us at 7:40 and win tickets to see Nickelback on 4/10 at the iWireless Center
Can you name EVERY QB that has won a Super Bowl?
Super Bowl Spreads
Meet the only band who can save Rock N Roll-Foxy Shazam!
An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
Starting February 6th watch the Big Bang Theory on FOX18 and win $100 gas cards and a trip for two to Orlando AND $1800 CASH!.
Play Dead Letter Office with us at 7:40 and win tickets to see Nickelback on 4/10 at the iWireless Center 
