1. According to a new study from Germany, too much fat stored on your belly increases the chances of developing life-threatening diseases such as heart disease and cancer.
2. Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden have broken up after nine months.
3. The proposed auto bailout bill may be dead for the rest of the year. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid yesterday pulled the bill to lend the Big Three 25-billion-dollars after the measure didn't attract enough support from minority Republicans.
4. Americans drove nearly eleven-billion fewer miles in September than they did during the same month last year. Despite tumbling gas prices, a shaky economy is being blamed for keeping many drivers off the roads. Highway travel in the U.S. was down nearly 80 billion miles, or three-point-five percent from September of 2007.
5. The NCAA has announced all the Final Four locations through 2016. Houston's Reliant Stadium and the Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis are each set to host the men's basketball showdown twice in the next eight years. The Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans, Atlanta's Georgia Dome, Cowboys Stadium in the Dallas area and Detroit's Ford Field also made the list.
Darren is not the only one who LOVES fried chicken. Apparently, the Koreans are just CR-AZY about Popeye's Chicken.
Spank traveled to Chicago to see AC/DC live and has the t-shirt to prove it.
Friday-Free Beer, Amazing Larry and Mike Shulz
Since its inception in 1999, hundreds of Mustache Growers across the US and Canada have joined Mustaches for Kids, and have raised over $150,000 for the children's charities. Should we start a Quad City Chapter? Take a look at MUSTACHES FOR KIDS and let us know if you are interested!
Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. WHAMMO!
Exactly how much money is in Amazing Larry's
checking account? We've frozen his assets. Guess
the actual amount and it's yours. Everyone who
guesses instantly becomes an OFFICIAL lifelong
member of the Amazing Larry Fan Club! You get
the Amazing Larry T-Shirt, the certificate of
"authenity". Rah-Gee? Rah-Jo!
Toast your favorite educator for this Teacher's Day in Vietnam!
An exaggerated fear of cats is known as ailurophobia.
In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Thumb Strength (n.) The energy required to write a text.
Scorpio
(January
20 - February 18)
The strange men in lab coats will administer a series of electric shocks, painful injections, and radioactive treatments. They will then stop goofing around and get back to work.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Guitarantula
"Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry."
- George Ade
In an interview, Zombie Ben Franklin confessed that the Bill of Rights really should have included the right to party.
Tease the weasel
1991 -
Aerosmith appear as cartoon characters on The Simpsons. They play "Walk This Way" at Moe's Tavern..
Exactly how much money is in Amazing Larry's
checking account? We've frozen his assets. Guess
the actual amount and it's yours. Everyone who
guesses instantly becomes an OFFICIAL lifelong
member of the Amazing Larry Fan Club! You get
the Amazing Larry T-Shirt, the certificate of
"authenity". Rah-Gee? Rah-Jo!
8.9
Scorpio
